SOMETHING IN THE SYSTEM

What would it be like if that laptop (or other gadget you’re sitting in front of) could speak? I know the kind of things mine would say:

http://clockwisecat.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/something-in-system-by-han-adcock.html

One of my first poems to see print, in Clockwise Cat. Hope it gives you a smile (the poem, that is, not the computer – now that WOULD be scary.)